dell:

But don’t dance in the shower. It’s slippery in there. 

dell:

But don’t dance in the shower. It’s slippery in there. 

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codeinewarrior:

this racist

Not all assassins are smart!

codeinewarrior:

this racist

Not all assassins are smart!

(Source: leftyrosenthal)

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And drown you so I’d be the last thing you remembered

(Source: jetbag)

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ask-naegg:

t h e r e    a r e    n o    s e c r e t s

ask-naegg:

t h e r e    a r e    n o    s e c r e t s

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the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

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mashable:

Finally, a use for all those boxes of Lego sets you won’t let your parents get rid off.

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"If you’re not really here,
Then I don’t want to be either,

I want to be next to you…”